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Dumbest TikTok Challenges of All Time

Dumbest TikTok Challenges of All Time

The latest TikTok challenge is the “Hanger Challenge”, where you take a coat hanger and blah, blah, blah . . . Trust us, it’s as stupid as everything else on TikTok.  But when it comes to legendary stupidity, check out today’s list of the Dumbest TikTok Challenges of All Time. The Annoy Mike Tyson on a Plane Challenge.…

Great Things about Having a Baby

Great Things about Having a Baby

New parents worry about their babies six times a day.  But despite the stress, it’s still worth it to become a new mom or dad.  Find out why with today’s list of Great Things about Having a Baby. Nothing clears the sinuses like a Diaper Genie. Who needs Armor All to protect your car interior when you…

Signs You’re an Adult . . . But Not Really

Signs You’re an Adult . . . But Not Really

53% of us feel like an adult when we turn 18.  The rest of us may dabble in adulthood, but otherwise remain stuck in adolescence.  See if you’re one of them with today’s list of Signs You’re an Adult . . . But Not Really. You make six figures a year . . . and…

Signs You’re a Hardcore Boomer

Signs You’re a Hardcore Boomer

“Buzzfeed”posted a list of things that millennials think boomers are obsessed with.  And if you read it going, “Yup,” “Uh-huh” and “That’s so me!” . . . welcome to the world of hardcore Boomer-hood.  For more things you can relate to, we present today’s list of Signs You’re a Hardcore Boomer. You own “Blue Bloods” on DVD. You hang a flag from…

Other Things to Call Guys Who Are Bald

Other Things to Call Guys Who Are Bald

A British court ruled that calling a man “bald” constitutes as sexual harassment.  To help you avoid any legal pitfalls in the workplace, check out today’s list of the Other Things to Call Guys Who Are Bald. Hair-phobic. Conscientious comb objector. Shampoo averse. Skull model. Follicly impotent. Glow Rogan. Human reflector. Propecia hesitant. Skin Diesel.

Old-Timey Things That Need to Make a Comeback

Old-Timey Things That Need to Make a Comeback

Experts say names from the 1920s are back in style.  But those aren’t the only things from bygone times that we’d love to see in 2022.  Like anything on today’s list of the Old-Timey Things That Need to Make a Comeback. Smoking on airplanes. Sharp metal playground equipment that taught kids to grow a pair. Movie stars…

Signs That What You’re about to Eat Will Come Back to Haunt You

Signs That What You’re about to Eat Will Come Back to Haunt You

Happy National Eat What You Want Day!  But before you celebrate by inhaling every piece of trashy food in sight, keep an eye out for anything on today’s list of Signs That What You’re about to Eat Will Come Back to Haunt You. It arrived in a box that says “Papa John’s.” If you finish it, you get your…

Unwritten Women Rules

Unwritten Women Rules

A list of “unwritten guy rules” is trending on Reddit.  So, in the name of equal rights, it’s only natural we balance it out with today’s list of Unwritten Women Rules. There’s no such thing as too many pillows.  The closer your friend, the louder you greet her by yelling the b-word. Only share relationship issues…

Great Things about Living on a Cruise Ship

Great Things about Living on a Cruise Ship

The hottest trend with retirees . . . other than dying . . . is moving onto cruise ships.  Sound crazy?  We disagree.  Find out why with today’s list of the Great Things about Living on a Cruise Ship. Around your 37th bout with norovirus, you develop a slight resistance. Duh.  Chicks dig shuffleboard! You spend…

Things That Sound like Sex Acts but They’re Not

Things That Sound like Sex Acts but They’re Not

A new survey finds that our favorite sex positions are missionary, doggy, reverse cowgirl and spooning.  Which raises the question:  who comes up with names for sex acts?  Especially when there are so many viable options?  Like anything from today’s list of Things That Sound like Sex Acts but They’re Not. Wordling. The Sasquatch. Bobbleheading. The Reverse Zelensky.…