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Dumbest Things Parents Do with Their Money

Dumbest Things Parents Do with Their Money

67% of millionaires worry about leaving too much money to their kids.  But there are far worse things Mom and Dad can do with their wealth, as you’ll see with today’s list of the Dumbest Things Parents Do with Their Money. Book a romantic getaway.  All you’ll do is sleep. Get a tattoo.  Sure, that…

Things That Will Always Make us Laugh

Things That Will Always Make us Laugh

67% of us have fake-laughed at jokes just to “fit in.”  Fortunately, there are still some things in life that are so hilarious you never have to pretend to enjoy them.  As you’ll see with today’s list of the . . . Things So Undeniably Funny You Never Have to Fake Laugh at Them. Your kid’s…

Undeniable Signs You’re Getting Old

Undeniable Signs You’re Getting Old

A new poll finds that most people start feeling like an adult at age 25.  But age isn’t the only indicator you’re turning into a blue hair, as you’ll see with today’s list of the . . . Top 5 Undeniable Signs You’re Getting Old. You buy a shirt for the pocket. You stop in a…

Ways to Fill Time While Hiding in the Bathroom

Ways to Fill Time While Hiding in the Bathroom

A new poll finds that 42% of people use the bathroom to escape.  Which sounds great, until you run out of stuff to do.  Fortunately, we’re here with a fix, thanks to today’s list of the . . . Top Ways to Fill Time While Hiding in the Bathroom. Alphabetize your anti-anxiety prescriptions. Collect hair from…

When you Want to Slug Someone

When you Want to Slug Someone

Sometimes, even though you know it’s wrong, you really feel like slugging someone. Here are situations where that’s most likely to happen. They got you to shell out $20 for a dime bag of oregano. They think Van Halen was better with Sammy than Dave.  I mean, c’mon! They threw away the bubble-wrap before you…

Signs Your Partner is “The One”

Signs Your Partner is “The One”

 Couples say they realized things were getting serious when they met each other’s parents.  But couples WE surveyed were way more specific, as you’ll see with today’s list of the . . . Top 5 REAL Signs Your Partner is “The One.” She gets why it’s only pass interference when the other team commits it. Whenever…

Ways to Have Fun Without Ever Leaving Your House

Ways to Have Fun Without Ever Leaving Your House

According to a new poll, the average person hasn’t “let their hair down” and had fun in three weeks.  C’mon, people!  It’s not that hard.  Just try anything from today’s list of the . . . Top 5 Ways to Have Fun Without Ever Leaving Your House.  Play your toddler in chess.  You’ll kick her Butt!…

Things Your Cat’s Thinking Right No

Things Your Cat’s Thinking Right No

Props to the University of Helsinki for figuring out your cat’s personality.  But we figured out something way more impressive:  your cat’s THOUGHTS.  Check out the results with today’s list of the . . . Top 5 Things Your Cat’s Thinking Right Now. Trust me, pal:  if your tongue felt like mine, you’d lick yourself all…

Reasons You Should Stop Sleeping Naked

Reasons You Should Stop Sleeping Naked

A doctor went viral on TikTok explaining why we should never sleep in the nude.  But if he can’t convince you to stop bedding in the buff, hopefully we can thanks to today’s list of . . . The Top Five Reasons You Should Stop Sleeping Naked. You sleepwalk . . . and still live at…

Tips for Having a Great Labor Day Barbecue

Tips for Having a Great Labor Day Barbecue

It’s Labor Day weekend, which means barbecues for many of you.  We can help make it awesome with this list of The Top Tips for Having a Great Labor Day Barbecue. Make sure you have plenty of ketchup, mustard, and horse de-wormer. Insist that each guest wear a face mask . . . and nothing else.…