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Tax Tips for Millennials

Are you a millennial who has procrastinated on doing your taxes?  Well, we’re here to help with this list of The Top Tax Tips for Millennials.   Upon meeting your tax preparer, ask for their pronouns. Open a 401k.  And no, that’s not a rapper. The advantage to doing your own taxes is that you can…

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Tips from AAA on How to Increase Your Gas Mileage

The hot hoarding item of the week was GASOLINE.  So here are four tips from Triple-A on how to increase your fuel economy . . .   1.  Plan your trips.  If you need to make more than one stop while out running errands, map out a route before you go so you don’t end up…

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Important Things to Consider Before Buying a House

The housing market in much of the U.S. is on fire.  So if you’re looking to jump in, first take a second to check out this list of The Most Important Things to Consider Before Buying a House.    Was it the site of something terrible, like a marriage? Does it have popcorn ceilings for millennial…

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Summer!

Summer officially starts on June 20th this year . . . Unofficially, Summer starts on Memorial Day Weekend. But when does Summer Really start? A new survey asked people when they think summer starts.  And 59% say it doesn’t start on a specific date like June 20th . . . there are other signs that…

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Signs You Live in the Middle of Nowhere

 Here are The Top Signs You Live in the Middle of Nowhere.   Every morning, your local newspaper is blank. A sign on the road that leads to your town says, “If you lived here, you’d be nowhere by now.” The Google Maps directions to your house include the phrase “Over yonder.” The first mile of…

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Simply Feeling Younger Buffers Older Adults From Stress

Your age is just a number, as long as you feel young. German researchers found older people who felt younger had a greater sense of well-being, better cognitive functioning, less inflammation, lower risk of hospitalization, and longer lives. The scientists say it’s possible feeling younger helps people avoid stress, which might help “to buffer functional…

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Restaurant Chains You Might Want to Avoid.

Since today is National Eat What You Want Day, you may want to celebrate it at a local chain restaurant.  Just avoid the ones that suck.  Here are The Top Restaurant Chains You Might Want to Avoid.   Antifa Anne’s Pretzels. Bat on a Stick. The Urinal Cake Factory. Big Vito’s Don’t Ask What It Is,…

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Five Things You Should Do Every Morning If You Want More Energy

If you’re feeling run-down and tired lately, you aren’t alone.  Even when you’ve gotten plenty of sleep, you might feel sluggish.  So here are a few tips to help you find a little more energy during the day . . .  1.  First thing in the morning, take ten breaths.  Just closing your eyes and…

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10 Reasons to Treat Yourself

Need a pick-me-up?  A recent survey found the average person feels the need to treat themselves two to three times a week.  And 15% said FIVE times a week.  Here are the top ten situations when we’re most likely to treat ourselves . . .    1.  When you’re on vacation. 2.  Birthdays. 3.  When…

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Things Your Mother Was Too Polite to Say

Mother’s Day is Sunday, so it’s a great time to check out this list of things your Mom have thought, but was too polite to say.    When all the other moms brag about their kids, I pretend I’m taking a call. Oh that’s a nice top, honey . . . for a PROSTITUTE! Thanks for…

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Four Times It Might Make Sense to Wear a Mask After the Pandemic

There’s finally some light at the end of the pandemic tunnel.  But before you throw out your supply of face masks, listen up.  Here are four times you might still want to wear a mask even after the pandemic ends . . .    1.  If you’re sick during flu season.  Face masks don’t just…

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Signs Your Cat Runs Your Life

 Is your cat the boss of you?  That’s probably the case if you match anything from this list of The Top Signs Your Cat Runs Your Life.    You have a different color laser pointer for each day of the week. You let it poop in an uncovered box in your kitchen.  What more do you…

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Patronizing Things People Say at Work

There’s a good chance you’ve heard one of these lines from a boss before.  But co-workers are even guilty of saying them to each other sometimes.  Here are five things people say at work, without realizing they’re being condescending . . .   1.  “You can do better than that.”  It sounds like the type of…

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Cinco de Mayo Fun “Facts”

In honor of today being Cinco de Mayo, please enjoy this list of The Top Cinco de Mayo Fun “Facts”.   Regular margaritas love to body shame skinny margaritas. It’s just an excuse to day-drink.  Sorry.  That’s a Top Fun Fact About Marriage. About 70% of Americans plan to celebrate it . . . while approximately…

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Tired Old Myths People Still Believe

I bet at least one thing on this list will make you feel like a gullible moron.  Here are ten tired old myths that a lot of people still think are true . . .   Myth #1:  Cracking your knuckles causes arthritis.  It might cause weakness in your hands, but there’s no proof it…

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The Top Things Even Die-Hard Fans Didn’t Know About “Star Wars”

Today is Star Wars Day, so it’s the perfect time for this list of The Top Things Even Die-Hard Fans Didn’t Know About “Star Wars”.     The term “Ewok” is an anagram of “Woke”, and their pronouns are They/Them. Before it became known as “The Force,” the all-powerful energy field that dominates the galaxy was called…

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It’s Time to Reverse Your Ceiling Fans

It’s time to do something you maybe didn’t do last year . . . or the year before . . . or ever.  But yes, they claim it’s important . . . As we head into the middle of spring, now is a good time to reverse the direction of your CEILING FANS.   The blades…

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The Top Do’s and Don’ts for Visiting Disneyworld

   Do get a second mortgage to make sure you don’t run out of money halfway through the day. Don’t attempt to socially distance by excusing yourself to the Pirates of the Caribbean skeleton bar. Before wearing your homemade Darth Maul costume to “Star Wars” Land, do take a minute to wonder why you’re a 45-year-old man…

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A Major Chlorine Shortage Is Set To Spoil Summertime Fun

If you have a pool you may want to go get some chlorine now—the worst chlorine shortage the country has ever seen is on its way this summer. Some pool servicing companies say they’ve already started stockpiling chlorine tablets, and pool industry insiders in multiple states say the chlorine supply is already in tight supply,…

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Signs You Need to Work on Your Marriage

Lori Loughlin and her husband will leave L.A. for a while to work on their marriage.  Maybe they realized they had to make the move after seeing this list of The Top Signs You Need to Work on Your Marriage.   The only thing the two of you enjoy watching together is each other’s suffering. You’ve…