Prizes That Should Be in the Happy Meal for Adults

Prizes That Should Be in the Happy Meal for Adults

McDonald’s introduced Happy Meals for adults.  They’re like the ones for kids, but the prizes reflect the mundane nothingness that life becomes once reality erodes your soul.  Like anything on today’s list of Prizes That Should Be in the Happy Meal for Adults. A lighter. That strap you put on glasses so they hang around your…

Things to Look Forward to in October

Things to Look Forward to in October

Tomorrow is a new month!  Here are five things to look forward to in October . . . 1.  In sports:  The MLB playoffs get under way next week, with the World Series scheduled to begin October 28th.  The NHL season starts on October 7th . . . and the NBA season starts up October…

Other Things We Do 21,305 Times in Our Lives

Other Things We Do 21,305 Times in Our Lives

Researchers with WAY too much time on their hands estimate we get hangry 21,305 times in our lives.  Amazingly, that ultra-specific number matches a lot of other life situations.  See what we mean with today’s list of Other Things We Do 21,305 Times in Our Lives. Blame our farts on the dog. Come up with an excuse…

The Average Pumpkin Will Cost $5.68, Up 15% from Last Year

The Average Pumpkin Will Cost $5.68, Up 15% from Last Year

This probably won’t prevent too many people from buying pumpkins, but it looks like they’ll cost a little more this year.  The average price for a large pumpkin is up to $5.68, according to a new report.  That’s 15% higher than last year when it was $4.92. You can blame inflation for some of that,…

Signs You’re Way Too into Taco Bell

Signs You’re Way Too into Taco Bell

Taco Bell wants to bring back a discontinued menu item and you get to vote on which one!  And if this gets you hot-and-bothered, you’re going to relate to a lot of stuff on today’s list of Signs You’re Way Too into Taco Bell. You named your kids “Mild”, “Hot”, and “Diablo.” For Christmas you want a sour…

Six Money-Saving Tips from Frugal People

Six Money-Saving Tips from Frugal People

A Reddit group called “Financial Independence” has a weekly thread where frugal people share tips and hacks for saving money.  Here are a few highlights . . . 1.  Cut sponges in half.  Once you’re used to it, a full sponge feels like overkill. 2.  Never buy the newest tech.  A three-year-old iPhone is almost as good…

Most Common Bad Life Decisions

Most Common Bad Life Decisions

The average American makes four wrong major decisions during their life.  And they typically wind up being the same mistakes.  Which is why we were able to assemble today’s list of the Most Common Bad Life Decisions. Dating a guy with an ankle monitor. Trusting the pull-out method. Taking investment advice from Matt Damon. Introducing our…

Things You Shouldn’t Flush Down the Toilet

Things You Shouldn’t Flush Down the Toilet

At this point, we all know we’re not supposed to flush wet wipes down the toilet.  But there are lots of other things that aren’t good for our plumbing, the pipes, or ultimately the oceans either.  Here are four random things you shouldn’t flush down the toilet . . . 1.  Food.  Sure, your . . .…

Things You Never Want to Hear Over an Airplane Intercom

Things You Never Want to Hear Over an Airplane Intercom

Someone’s hacking airplane P.A. systems and treating passengers to a non-stop medley of moans and grunts.  As terrible as that may sound, it could be much worse.  Especially if you hear anything from today’s list of Things You Never Want to Hear Over an Airplane Intercom. I need the person in 32B to return his…

How To Maintain Peak Brain Health

How To Maintain Peak Brain Health

Scientists say it comes down to these 3 factors: Physical exercise Social activity Strong, passionate interests and hobbies

Things We Hate Almost as Much as Kale

Things We Hate Almost as Much as Kale

According to ultrasounds, fetuses scowl when exposed to kale.  But kale-bashing isn’t just a trend with the unborn.  In fact, it’s so repellant we can only think of stuff we SORTA detest as much as it . . . which you’ll see with today’s list Things We Hate Almost as Much as Kale. Tongue cuts.…

Is Hot Coffee Better for You Than Iced Coffee?

Is Hot Coffee Better for You Than Iced Coffee?

Fall arrived yesterday, so this seems like a perfect time to ask this question:  Is hot coffee better for you than cold coffee?  Here’s what we know . . . Hot coffee has been found to have higher levels of antioxidants than cold brew.  And antioxidants are responsible for several of the health benefits you…

Other Things Crocs Can Be Used For

Other Things Crocs Can Be Used For

If you were wearing Crocs in a survival situation, could you EAT them?  It’s a real question people have been asking online for years, because they’re made of non-toxic material.  So a writer for “Vice” looked into it, and the short answer is . . . NO, non-toxic doesn’t mean edible.  And even if you could digest…

A Hack to Instantly Make Cold Butter Spreadable

A Hack to Instantly Make Cold Butter Spreadable

 Here’s another life hack that’s going viral . . . Someone posted a video of how to make cold butter instantly more spreadable, and it doesn’t involve heating it up. Instead of using a knife, use a handheld STRAINER. In the video, they use one of those small strainers with tight, metal mesh.  So, a…

Signs Someone Isn’t Really an AC/DC Fan

Signs Someone Isn’t Really an AC/DC Fan

Vintage rock band T-shirts are in style with young people.  But, vintage BANDS?  Not so much.  Want to find out if that kid in the AC/DC T-shirt is a poser?  Check out today’s list of Signs Someone Isn’t Really an AC/DC Fan. Their favorite band member is the guy who bit the head off a bat. They see Angus…

Night Owls More Likely to Develop Diabetes and Heart Disease Than Early Birds

Night Owls More Likely to Develop Diabetes and Heart Disease Than Early Birds

Staying up late can be fun, but a new study finds it can also be bad for your heart and overall health. Researchers have found that “night owls” are more likely to develop type 2 diabetes or heart disease than people who get to bed and wake up early. Not only did they discover that night…

Things Kids Secretly Hate About Their Parents

Things Kids Secretly Hate About Their Parents

Someone compiled a list of things parents secretly hate about their kids.  But hey, two can play that game.  So, enjoy today’s list of Things Kids Secretly Hate About Their Parents. The way dad won’t sit still when you’re trying to apply princess makeup. The way they pass off kissing your boo-boo as “first-aid.” When…

Small, Petty Quirks That Eventually Become Relationship Killers

Small, Petty Quirks That Eventually Become Relationship Killers

At the beginning of a relationship, when everything is new and exciting, you can look past a lot of the small red flags.  But in six months, a year, or three years?  Here are four small, petty quirks that can kill a relationship . . .   1.  Netflix incompatibility.  Eventually a relationship settles in to, well,…

Things Carrying a Thick Roll of Cash Says about You

Things Carrying a Thick Roll of Cash Says about You

Thanks to credit cards, Bitcoin, and Venmo, cash is officially old school.  So when you pull out a wad nowadays, it not only turns heads, it makes a statement.  Like anything on today’s list of Things Carrying a Thick Roll of Cash Says about You. I sell drugs I have terrible credit. I still use the word “whipper-snapper.”…

Outdated Fashion Rules You Can Ignore Now

Outdated Fashion Rules You Can Ignore Now

We’re two weeks past Labor Day.  Have you broken the cardinal rule and worn white since then?  If you’re like most people, the answer is yes . . . No one cares about wearing white after Labor Day anymore.  Here are five more outdated fashion rules you can ignore . . .  1.  No denim-on-denim.  Like…