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It’s National Grab Some Nuts Day 

. . . as in almonds, cashews, and pecans.  Get your mind out of the gutter. Since it is National Grab Some Nuts Day, here are a few quick stats about nuts that are totally appropriate and not suggestive in any way . . . 1.  America has more nuts than anyone else.  40% of…

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Four Things to Look Forward to in August

It’s a new month, and for a lot of your kids it’s back to school time!  Here are some other things to look forward to in August . . .    1.  So many new TV shows to watch this month:  “Reservation Dogs” starts August 9th on Hulu . . .  Marvel’s new animated series “What If” is…

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Signs You’re at a Bad Music Festival

Music festivals are happening all across the country.  And sometimes that’s not necessarily a good thing.  Here are The Top Signs You’re at a Bad Music Festival.    You don’t recognize anyone on the lineup.  But your lonely aunt does. DaBaby is by far the least offensive performer in the lineup. The only aroma wafting through…

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Do’s and Don’ts When Going to the Beach

When you go to the beach, you hope to relax and have an awesome time.  And to help make sure that happens, we recommend that you check out this list of The Top Do’s and Don’ts When Going to the Beach. Don’t pull your bathing suit all the way up the crack of your butt and…

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Five More Things We’re Googling About the Olympics

Here are five more things we’re googling about the Olympics . . .  1.  “Why do swimmers slap themselves?”  It’s a way to warm-up.  They slap their body to get the blood flowing.  2.  “How wide is an Olympic balance beam?”  Four inches.  They’re 16-and-a-half feet long, four feet off the ground, and only four inches wide.   3.  “How…

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Signs Your Next-Door Neighbor Is Possessed

Exorcisms in the U.S. are on the rise.  In fact, they may even be happening in your own neighborhood.  Here are The Top Signs Your Next-Door Neighbor Is Possessed. She’s head of the neighborhood watch because her head can rotate 360 degrees. She sleeps above her covers.  Four feet above her covers. Demons can find his body on…

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Five Questions We’re Googling About the Olympics

Americans have been googling lots of stuff about the Olympics this week.  Here are five of the most common questions, according to Google Trends . . . 1.  “Why do divers shower after each dive?”  It’s not to wash the chlorine off, it’s to prevent injuries.  (???)  The pool is cold and can make you cramp up. …

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Signs You’re Too Woke

In this era of “wokeism,” there are some people that take it a little too far.  Here are The Top Signs You’re Too Woke.    You assign everyone the pronouns you think they secretly want but haven’t admitted to yet. You even want to defund Sting, Stewart Copeland, and Andy Summers. You average seven hashtags per…

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Some Alcohol Consumption May Benefit Heart Disease Patients

Light-to-moderate drinking might offer some protective benefits for patients with heart disease, finds a new study. Researchers looked at data from over 48,000 patients and found the impact of alcohol consumption on patients’ prognosis remains unclear and recommendations regarding upper limits of drinking vary substantially across different guidelines. The analysis revealed the greatest reduction in…

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Olympic Sports I’d Like to See Added

Ratings for the first weekend of the Tokyo Olympics were down–way down.  That could be reversed if they included sports in which people like me are interested.  Here are The Top Olympic Sports I’d Like to See Added.    Rowing, but with one guy purposely going in the opposite direction the whole time. Jeff Bezos Tossing.…

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Little Things that Make us Feel Good

1. Finding money in your pocket you didn’t know you had 2. Being able to sleep in with no alarm set 3. Lying in bed listening to rain fall outside 4. A small gesture of kindness from somebody in your life 5. Petting a dog 6. Performing a small gesture of kindness for somebody in…

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Phrases with Extra Words That We Use to Sound Smart

  People use filler words when they want to sound smart, like saying “at this point in time” when the word “NOW” sums it up pretty well.  So someone asked grammar nuts to name other redundant phrases that bug them . . . 1.  “In my opinion.”  We usually know it’s your opinion if it’s…

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Top Reasons You Won’t Be Watching the Olympics

The opening ceremony for the Tokyo Olympics is tonight.  Find out why you couldn’t care less with this list of The Top Reasons You Won’t Be Watching the Olympics. If you want to see a bunch of people trading viruses in an enclosed space, there’s already “Jersey Shore”. You get more of a contact high watching The…

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Five Ways to Cool Your House Down When You Don’t Have AC

It’s still summer and that means more hot weather. In fact, today is Hot Enough For Ya Day.  To help keep things cool, here are five ways to deal with the heat when you don’t have AC . . . 1.  Keep your windows closed and covered.  If the air outside is hotter than the air…

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Tips for Improving Your Cooking Skills

Are you an awful cook?  We can help you become more Martha Stewart-like if you check out this list of The Top Tips for Improving Your Cooking Skills.    Just because it’s a “pan” doesn’t mean you should prepare food in that thing that collects motor oil. Find someone you don’t like very much as your…

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Snacks from the ’90s You Can Still Buy Online

If you were a kid in the ’80s and ’90s, you were munching on some pretty amazing snacks.  And not all of them have gone extinct.  Here are ten nostalgic snacks s that you can still buy on Amazon . . .  1.  Dunkaroos.  They disappeared in 2012, but now they’re back.  2.  Ring Pops. …

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Ways to Respond to Annoying People Who Say, “Working Hard or Hardly Working?”

When someone asks, “Working hard or hardly working?” what’s your response?  If you don’t have a good reply, we have some suggestions on this list of The Top Ways to Respond to Annoying People Who Say, “Working Hard or Hardly Working?”   Like your mom and your sister, I’ve been doing both. You’re the reason I…

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All the Things You Could Do with Jeff Bezos’ Money

In honor of Jeff Bezos’ space flight, here’s a College Humor video from last year called “If I Had the Money That Bezos Has“.  It shows the different things you could do with his wealth . . . like, pay the cancer treatment for everyone on Earth.

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Surprising New Things We’re Learning About the Moon

Today is Moon Day, so it’s the perfect time for this list of The Top Surprising New Things We’re Learning About the Moon. It’s covered in more dust than the treadmill in your spare room. It doesn’t have a “dark side,” just a “misunderstood side.” The moon weighs 80 times less than the Earth.  And it…

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How Far from a Window Should You Put a Fan to Stay Cool in Summer?

If you don’t have A/C, what’s the best way to use a regular fan to get the best air flow?  If you want to cool your whole place down, should you put a fan right next to a window, or farther away?  And should it blow in or out? Some guy on YouTube tested it…