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One in Nine People Dread Mondays Every Single Week

Did you have that familiar, sinking feeling last night that MONDAY was right around the corner?  A new poll found close to one in four people feel that way MOST weeks.     11% of us dread Mondays EVERY single week, and another 12% said more often than not.  So that’s 23% total.     Not everyone…

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Signs You’re at a Bad Music Festival

Music festivals are happening all across the country.  And sometimes that’s not necessarily a good thing.  Here are The Top Signs You’re at a Bad Music Festival.    You don’t recognize anyone on the lineup.  But your lonely aunt does. DaBaby is by far the least offensive performer in the lineup. The only aroma wafting through…

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Wild Purchases Made by Celebrities

I guess when you’re a celebrity with loads of cash, you come up with . . . for lack of a better word . . . CREATIVE . . . ways to spend it.  Here is a list of wild purchases made by celebrities:    1.  Justin Bieber . . . He bought a Cadillac CTS-V…

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Do’s and Don’ts When Going to the Beach

When you go to the beach, you hope to relax and have an awesome time.  And to help make sure that happens, we recommend that you check out this list of The Top Do’s and Don’ts When Going to the Beach. Don’t pull your bathing suit all the way up the crack of your butt and…

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The Professor

Check out a clip from NEIL PEART’s final recorded drum solo.  This is from the trailer to the director’s cut of RUSH’s 2019 concert film.  It’s coming to theaters in September.

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Signs Your Next-Door Neighbor Is Possessed

Exorcisms in the U.S. are on the rise.  In fact, they may even be happening in your own neighborhood.  Here are The Top Signs Your Next-Door Neighbor Is Possessed. She’s head of the neighborhood watch because her head can rotate 360 degrees. She sleeps above her covers.  Four feet above her covers. Demons can find his body on…

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A Caffeine Buzz Helps Bumble Bees Do Their Jobs Better

If you need your morning coffee to perform well at work, you have something important in common with bumble bees. Researchers led by Sarah Arnold, a senior lecturer of insect behavior and ecology at the University of Greenwich, have provided the first evidence that caffeinated bees are better equipped to find target crops, regardless of…

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Signs You’re Too Woke

In this era of “wokeism,” there are some people that take it a little too far.  Here are The Top Signs You’re Too Woke.    You assign everyone the pronouns you think they secretly want but haven’t admitted to yet. You even want to defund Sting, Stewart Copeland, and Andy Summers. You average seven hashtags per…

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Olympic Sports I’d Like to See Added

Ratings for the first weekend of the Tokyo Olympics were down–way down.  That could be reversed if they included sports in which people like me are interested.  Here are The Top Olympic Sports I’d Like to See Added.    Rowing, but with one guy purposely going in the opposite direction the whole time. Jeff Bezos Tossing.…

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Top Reasons You Won’t Be Watching the Olympics

The opening ceremony for the Tokyo Olympics is tonight.  Find out why you couldn’t care less with this list of The Top Reasons You Won’t Be Watching the Olympics. If you want to see a bunch of people trading viruses in an enclosed space, there’s already “Jersey Shore”. You get more of a contact high watching The…

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Tips for Improving Your Cooking Skills

Are you an awful cook?  We can help you become more Martha Stewart-like if you check out this list of The Top Tips for Improving Your Cooking Skills.    Just because it’s a “pan” doesn’t mean you should prepare food in that thing that collects motor oil. Find someone you don’t like very much as your…

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ROLLING STONES COMING TO HIENZ FIELD OCTOBER 4TH!

  Great news: The Rolling Stones have announced their new date for 2021. The No Filter tour hits Heinz Field on October 4th. Tickets are on sale July 30th at www.Ticketmaster.com. Tickets for the previously scheduled show will be honored. See you soon!   Sign up in the Free ticket window to win tickets before…

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Ways to Respond to Annoying People Who Say, “Working Hard or Hardly Working?”

When someone asks, “Working hard or hardly working?” what’s your response?  If you don’t have a good reply, we have some suggestions on this list of The Top Ways to Respond to Annoying People Who Say, “Working Hard or Hardly Working?”   Like your mom and your sister, I’ve been doing both. You’re the reason I…

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10 Interesting Stats on the Tokyo Summer Olympics

The Summer Olympics finally launch this Friday in Tokyo, so WalletHub put together some interesting facts and stats about the Games.  Here are 10 highlights:     1.  The estimated cost of the Summer Olympics is $26 BILLION, which is mostly why Japan is pushing forward with it, despite 80% of the population NOT wanting…

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Surprising New Things We’re Learning About the Moon

Today is Moon Day, so it’s the perfect time for this list of The Top Surprising New Things We’re Learning About the Moon. It’s covered in more dust than the treadmill in your spare room. It doesn’t have a “dark side,” just a “misunderstood side.” The moon weighs 80 times less than the Earth.  And it…

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Things You Don’t Want to Say at a Wedding

Attending a wedding should be a fun and enjoyable experience.  Sadly, that wouldn’t be the case if you uttered anything like you’ll find on this list of The Top Things You Don’t Want to Say at a Wedding. You know, I probably coulda had her if I really wanted her. I’m not saying they won’t last,…

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How to Survive a Shark Attack

In honor of Shark Week, here are five tips on how to survive a shark attack . . . 1.  Don’t panic.  Easier said than done though, right?  But panicking will put a shark in predatory mode.  Remember:  Just because a shark is around doesn’t mean you’re definitely going to get bit. 2.  Make eye…

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Things to Consider Buying an Air-Fryer

Air-fryers continue to rise in popularity.  So if you’re in the market for one, we recommend that you first review this list of The Top Things to Consider Buying an Air-Fryer. Am I prepared to lose friends who get sick and tired of hearing me talk about it? Am I just buying this so my air…

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Wedding Etiquette No-Nos

According to a YouGov.com survey, here are Americans’ feelings on wedding etiquette: Things that are generally okay: – Asking guests not to bring their children to the wedding – Including registry information on the invitation – Having a cash bar rather than an open bar – Asking only vaccinated guests to attend – Asking guests…

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Pros and Cons of a Four-Day Work Week

Moving to a four-day work week is back in the news.  Hear some for and against arguments on this list of The Pros and Cons of a Four-Day Work Week. Pro:  It decreases your company’s carbon footprint, meaning you can INCREASE yours at home! Con:  As much as being at the office sucks, its Wi-Fi is…