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The Most Annoying Pet Peeves in Golf

Golf.com asked its members to share their biggest pet peeves, then came out with a list of 28 of them.  Here are the highlights:   1.  Stepping in your partner’s line. 2.  Fivesomes.  Because they rarely keep pace. 3.  Not fixing pitch marks or replacing divots. 4.  Not letting faster groups play through. 5.  Smokers throwing…

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Things Lobsters Would Say If They Could Talk

Today is National Lobster Day, so it’s the perfect time for this list of The Top Things Lobsters Would Say If They Could Talk.    We’re not stupid . . . we know that’s not a hot tub. At least I don’t have an STD named after me.  Right, crabs? How would you feel if they…

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The Worst Startup Business Ideas Ever

Do you have a unique vision for a business that will make you a fortune?  If so, we hope it’s successful, unlike what you’ll hear on this list of The Worst Startup Business Ideas Ever.    Lipton Cup O’ Filet Mignon. Pumpkin Spice Quaaludes. The dating site:  Amish Amputees Only. The Sham-Meh. Wuhan Bat of the…

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10 Weird Celebrity Facts

Ranker.com has a list of “weird celebrity facts that are 100% true,” and they did a decent job with it . . . because most of them are not widely known and ARE fairly weird.   Here are 10 highlights:   1.  Sex therapist Dr. Ruth is a trained sniper.  She was a sniper in the Israeli army during the…

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Things You Should Never Say to Your Wife

Being able to communicate is essential in a successful marriage.  But not all communication is good.  Here are The Things You Should Never Say to Your Wife.    You realize “The Bachelor” is about as real as the WWE, right? The fact that you have a higher degree than me, but earn less money must be a real…

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“Rolling Stone” Has Re-Done Their Top 500 Albums of All-Time List

Back in 2003, “Rolling Stone” published a list of the top 500 albums of all-time.  They tweaked it in 2012 . . . and now, they’ve re-created it from scratch, with 154 new additions that weren’t on the previous versions.    Here’s the new Top 10:    1.  “What’s Going On”, Marvin Gaye, 1971 . . . It was #6 before.…

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Reasons to Dislike Fall

  Today is the first day of my favorite season: Autumn.  But note everyone likes this time of year…Here are some of the reasons that some people dislike the fall:       Earlier dusk means that even when you can convince your kids to go outside, they’re gonna spend even less time out there. You…

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Reasons Trying to Lose Weight Is Stupid

Are you trying to drop some pounds?  You might want to reconsider after hearing this list of The Top Reasons Trying to Lose Weight Is Stupid.    It puts people at the Little Debbie factory out of work.  During a pandemic, no less. What’s the point of a mouth if you only use it to sip…

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Cooler Names for Sneeze Guard Other than “Sneeze Guard”

“Sneeze Guard” is kind of a crude term.  We’re offering some renaming options with this list of The Top Cooler Names for Sneeze Guard Other than “Sneeze Guard.” Snot’s Landing. Ballistic Booger Barrier. The Taming of the Ah-CHOO. Nasal Potpourri Protector. No Country for Old Phlegm. Nose Nugget Rejecter. Brain Rain Repeller. Spittle Splatters. Sinus Secretion…

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Penn State Football Returning to Play Oct. 23-24th

By: Thomas Frank Carr After over a month of back-and-forth, the Big 10 announced their return to play program this morning. While games will return to Happy Valley, fans will not be in attendance according to ESPN’s Adam Rittenberg, at least to begin with. Not expecting fans at Big Ten games this fall, and do…

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Things You’d Do If You Had Jeff Bezos’ Money

Would you like to switch places with the richest person in the world?  Check out all the possibilities in this list of The Top Things You’d Do If You Had Jeff Bezos’ Money.    Buy Andy Reid a face shield with wipers. Pay my fair share of taxes.  Ha, just kidding!  I’d make a giant pole…

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We Have More In Common Than You Might Think

Americans appear to more divided than they’ve been in a long time, particularly with the presidential election less than two months away, but a new poll indicates we don’t want to be. The survey from Harvard University’s Carr Center for Human Rights and Institute of Politics found that more than 70 percent of Americans believe they have…

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Top Reasons to Be on TikTok

TikTok has about 100 million monthly active users in the U.S.  Find out why you should be one of them with this list of The Top Reasons to Be on TikTok.   It’s a great way to show off your talent.  And your decrepit living conditions. What else are you going to do today:  get a…

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Reasons Football Is Better than Sex

Some people really love football . . . and some even enjoy it more than sex.  Learn why with this list of The Top Reasons Football Is Better than Sex.   Your wife is actually interested in football. Illegal use of hands only results in a loss of yards, not the loss of your career. Football…

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Outdoor Activities That Make Us Feel Like a Kid Again

Did getting outside this summer put you in a better mood?  Three out of four people in a new survey say yes, it was a big boost.  And 58% of us appreciate the outdoors more than we did before COVID-19 hit.   The survey also asked people to name the top outdoor activities that make them…

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The Best Things About Owning Your Own Business

Since today is I Want to Start My Own Business Day, please check out this list of The Best Things About Owning Your Own Business.    Someday you’ll get to wear bad prosthetics and found out why your employees hate you on “Undercover Boss”. You can deny your employees healthcare and a living wage AND ALSO conveniently…

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Exercise Improves Concentration And Problem-Solving Skills

If you’d like a boost in your memory go ahead a do a bit of exercise. Swedish researchers analyzed 13 studies and found that people ages 18 to 35 who walked, ran, or cycled at moderate to high intensity and then took memory and concentration tests did better on both tests, and had an improvement…

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Things You’d Be Surprised to Know About the NFL

With the NFL season opener happening tonight, it’s a great time for this list of The Top Things You’d Be Surprised to Know About the NFL.   On November 13th, 1994, Bill Belichick smiled. Lambeau Field would fit 20,000 more fans if everyone in Wisconsin wasn’t so fat. Cheerleaders get paid less than $100 a game. …

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Penn State Pauses After Rise In COVID Cases

By: Thomas Frank Carr   Penn State athletics has paused today after a significant rise in COVID-19 cases this week. The University releases their weekly testing results ever Wednesday and this time around, there were nearly 50 cases. “For the period of August 31-September 4, Penn State Intercollegiate Athletics conducted 920 COVID-19 tests of students with…

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Fun “Facts” About the Original “Star Trek”

Today is Star Trek Day, so let’s take a look at The Top Fun Facts About the Original “Star Trek”.    William Shatner got an inner-ear disorder from an explosion on the set . . . which explains his later “music” career. Since its mission was to go boldly go where no man’s gone before, the first…