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Tips for Having a Great Picnic

Are you planning a picnic this weekend?  If so, we can help make sure it rocks with this list of The Top Tips for Having a Great Picnic.    Find out ahead of time if anyone has food allergies and then mock them for being weak. Carrying a $100 picnic basket from Crate & Barrel is…

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The Music We Listened To in Our Younger Years Defines Us Forever

If you feel the music you listened in your younger years is important—you’re right. Researchers from two UK-based universities find that the music we listen to between the ages of 10 and 30 defines us for the rest of our lives. Specifically, researchers found that people imagining themselves in isolation not only prefer music reminding…

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Kids Who Grew Up With Dogs Are Better Behaved

Kids Who Grew Up With Dogs Are Better Behaved There might be more good than harm in getting your kid a puppy. University of Western Australia and Telethon Kids Institute polled over 1,600 parents of kids ages two to five, and found that 42 percent of households surveyed owned a dog. Kids from dog-owning homes…

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Questions to Ask Yourself Before Buying a House

Buying a home is the biggest financial decision most people will make in their lifetime.  Which is why you should first check out this list of The Top Questions to Ask Yourself Before Buying a House.    Does it have granite countertops so I can be the envy of every white woman on HGTV?  Does it…

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Reese’s Is Making Green Peanut Butter Cups for Halloween

t’s hard to imagine what Halloween is going to look like this year.  And while there may not be trick-or-treating or lots of parties . . . at least you can still stay home and gorge yourself on candy like any other year.     Hershey’s just revealed all the new candies they’re going to…

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Coca-Cola Fun “Facts”

You probably know that Coca-Cola has been the top-selling soft drink in the world for decades, but there’s more to know about the soda giant.  Here are The Top Coca-Cola Fun Facts.    Coke’s original slogan was “Let’s Make Diabetes Refreshing!” Its recyclable bottles and cans give Scott Baio a significant revenue stream. Mentos does to…

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Cool Things About Being a Lifeguard

Being a lifeguard is a serious and important job . . . but it also has a lot of perks.  Hear some of them from this list of The Top Cool Things About Being a Lifeguard.    Bored?  Just blow your whistle and yell “SHARK!” You don’t have a manager for Karen to speak to.  No…

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Kanye West Presidential Campaign Slogans

 Kanye West says he’s running for president.  And he’s got some potential campaign slogans ready to go.  Here are The Top Kanye West Presidential Campaign Slogans.     I’ll Turn the Lincoln Bedroom into a Shoe Closet. Four Words:  Supreme Court Justice Beyoncé. Yes We Can . . . Elect Someone Else Completely Unqualified. Kanye:  The…

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The Best Ways To Treat A Sunburn

You’re likely spending time outside enjoying the summer, but this can result in sunburn. The internet has a ton of DIY sunburn remedies, but two board-certified dermatologists are offering the ones that actually work. Dermatologist Dr. Kemunto Mokaya says to reduce inflammation and discomfort associated with sunburn you should take pain relievers within the NSAID…

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Fascinating “Facts” About the Founding Fathers

  George Washington said he couldn’t lie, but everyone who saw his Tinder profile knew better. Benjamin Franklin was the inventor of the gimp mask. Contrary to current belief, none of them were successful rappers. They all giggled like eight-year-old boys every time someone said “John Hancock.” James Madison proposed that congressional pay be tied…

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Most Rewatched Movies Of All-Time

… according to a new survey by NOW TV “Die Hard” – 12 times “Dirty Dancing” – 12 times “The Wizard of Oz” – 12 times “Star Wars: A New Hope” – 11 times “Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back” – 11 times “Star Wars: Return of the Jedi” – 11 times “Mary Poppins” –…

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Reasons You Should Go Fishing

Applications for fishing licenses during the pandemic are up in many states.  Find out why fishing is gaining in popularity with this list of The Top Reasons You Should Go Fishing.    As you put the worm on the hook, you can imagine it has the face of your enemy. Chicks dig guys who smell like…

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The Top Social Media Fun “Facts”

Since today is Social Media Day, we thought we’d take a look at this list of The Top Social Media Fun Facts.    Facebook is a great way to keep in touch with people you don’t really want to keep in touch with. You have never, not one single time, made something that looks as good…

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Tips for Taking a Family Road Trip

With more of the country reopening, some families are planning a road trip.  We can help make that a success with this list of The Top Tips for Taking a Family Road Trip.     Plan some stimulating topics for the family to discuss in the three minutes before the kids put in their ear buds.…

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Is It Safe To Let A Friend Or Family Member Use Your Bathroom Right Now?

The pandemic means many of us are having socially-distanced backyard hangouts this summer, but what happens if someone visiting your yard needs to use the restroom? Brian Labus with the University of Nevada says, “The real risk is from person-to-person interaction, so letting someone use your bathroom would not pose a major risk of disease…

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Rejected Jersey Shore Spinoffs

Reality series Jersey Shore Family Vacation has been renewed for a fourth season by MTV. Jersey Shore Family Vacation is a sequel series to the original Jersey Shore that aired on MTV for six seasons from 2009 to 2012.   S*M*U*S*H Law & Order: STD The Walking Dead from the Neck Up EXTREMELY Arrested Development Butthead and Butthead and Butthead…

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Excuses for Excuses for Not Wearing a Face MaskNot Wearing a Face Mask

Health officials say wearing a face mask will greatly help reduce the spread of COVID-19, yet many people are not wearing them.  We have some of their reasons on this list of The Top Excuses for Not Wearing a Face Mask.    You believe in your God-given right to spread infectious diseases to whomever you please.…

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Things You Don’t Want to Hear in a Bar

People are starting to go back to bars as the economy reopens.  So if you happen to visit one, we hope you won’t experience anything like you’ll find on this list of The Top Things You Don’t Want to Hear in a Bar.   OMG, Karen, the jukebox has the “Electric Slide”!!! You’re Antifa?  How funny, I…

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The Best Things About Being a Kid

A recent survey had 1,000 kids under the age of 11 name the best things about being a kid.  Here are the top 10 answers.  And yes, Christmas made the list . . . twice.    1.  Christmas presents. 2.  Having parents to love and take care of you. 3.  The excitement during the lead-up…