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Turkey Fun “Facts”

Thanksgiving is almost here, so it’s the perfect time for this list of The Top Turkey Fun Facts.     The early settlers traded them with the natives . . . for smallpox. When turkey comes in a bottle with the name “Wild,” it’s awesome!  Right, trailer parks? A group of turkeys is called a rafter…

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Most Dangerous Toys

Boston-based group World Against Toys Causing Harm Inc. (WATCH) has issued their Top Ten Most Dangerous Toys List for 2020: 1. Calico Critters Nursery Friends: contains small parts with potential for choking. 2. Toysmith Missile Launcher: 5-year-old children are advised to “GO! Launch” this “missile” with the provided slingshot-like launcher, and “watch it soar…up to…

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Tips for Flying During the Pandemic

Even though the CDC is urging Americans not to fly for Thanksgiving, many plan to do so.  So we hope those folks will first take a minute to check out this list of The Top Tips for Flying During the Pandemic.    Skip your traditional Thanksgiving Day flight to Wuhan. Remember to say “Ain’t got the…

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Enjoy This Commercial About a Deodorant For Your Private Parts

Have you heard of Lume?  (Loom-ee)  It’s a deodorant made specifically for your private parts . . . and it’s “totally safe for those sensitive areas.”  But if you need convincing, their very funny two-minute commercial shows you how it works. There’s a spokeswoman interacting with people doing everyday things . . . like at the gym,…

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6 Things People are Doing to Get Ahead in their Careers This Year

Believe it or not, 86% of workers say they feel like they were, quote, “professionally successful” in 2020, according to a new survey.   1.  Doing more networking. 2.  Mentoring people who are less experienced. 3.  Being mentored by someone more experienced. 4.  Asking for different responsibilities at work. 5.  Negotiating a higher salary. 6.  Meeting…

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Sick Days

According to a new survey of 2000 people by cold calm, these are the symptoms most likely to cause us to take a sick-day. 1. Fever (38%) 2. Chest congestion (30%) 3. Cough (30%) 4. Sneezing (30%) 5. Shortness of breath (30%) 6. Head congestion (29%) 7. Vomiting (25%) 8. Runny nose (25%) 9. Post-nasal…

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Things That Need to Be Invented

Lots of people would agree that COVID-19 vaccines are pretty important inventions.  But we still want more.  Here are The Top Things That Need to Be Invented.    An alcoholic seltzer for women that makes all guys look like Ryan Gosling. A dating app for people who chew quietly. A Vin Diesel-to-English dictionary. Flatulence-free bean burritos.…

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Questions to Ask Yourself Before Renting an Apartment

  Will you be apartment hunting in the near future?  If that’s the case, you might benefit from first checking out this list of The Top Questions to Ask Yourself Before Renting an Apartment.   Will I have to pretend I’m gay to live platonically with two women, or do I watch too many reruns? How…

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Take More Walks

If you’re feeling tired all the time there could be many reasons why, and the pandemic could be having more of an impact than you might think. One reason could be that you’re being more sedentary than usual. Dr. Sobia Khan explains, “The human body gets more tired with progressive sedentary habits due to generalized…

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Fast Food Fun Facts

Today is National Fast Food Day, so it’s the perfect time to check out this list of The Top Fast Food Fun Facts.   The fries in the bottom of the bag belong to whoever paid.  If everyone split the tab, knife fight. All those McDonald’s Happy Meal toys you saved have risen in value to…

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Thanksgiving Tips From The CDC

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention have released updated guidelines for Thanksgiving celebrations as coronavirus cases once again surge in the United States. Here is their advice: – Celebrating virtually or with members of your own household poses the lowest risk of spread during over the holiday. – Bringing together family members or friends…

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Things Beer Would Say If It Could Talk

 Many of us enjoy beer, but would we still enjoy it if it spoke to us?  You decide with this list of The Top Things Beer Would Say If It Could Talk.    If you can consume ten of me while doing it, is bowling really a sport? I look forward to seeing you again all…

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Right in the Feels!

A Very Heartwarming Christmas Commercial We have an early entry for the most heartwarming Christmas commercial of the year.  It’s about a young boy who is really hoping for that special someone to visit on Christmas . . . and the ending has the perfect twist. The ad is from a grocery chain in Ireland…

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Reasons You Won’t Make It in the Military

 We honor all those who served in the military on Veterans Day.  But some of us would never make the cut.  Here are The Top Reasons You Won’t Make It in the Military.    Duh.  You can’t fit into a tank when you’re the size of one. There’s no such thing as a camouflage muumuu. You…

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Celebrities Who’ve Served in the Military

 In honor of Veterans Day, here’s a list of celebrities who’ve served in the military:     1.  Adam Driver.  He joined the Marines after 9/11 and served for almost three years, before being medically discharged after a mountain biking accident.    2.  Morgan Freeman.  He was a radar technician and Airman 1st Class in the Air Force from…

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Joe Biden’s Favorite Movies

 What does President-elect Joe Biden like to do in his down time?  He likes to watch a good movie.  Here are Joe Biden’s Favorite Movies.    “The Good, the Bad and the Forgetful” “C’mon Man . . . of Steel” “The Nightmare Before Inauguration” “All the President’s Malarkey” “Plenty of Country for Old Men” “One Moves…

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Hobbies

Have you taken on any new hobbies while stuck inside this year?  A third of Americans say they have, and 94% think it’s improved their mental health.  Here are the top hobbies we’ve added in 2020 . . .   1.  Cooking or baking.  63% who’ve taken up a new hobby say that’s one of them. 2. …

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Things We Learned from the 2020 Election

Now that the election is behind us, let’s take a minute to review what happened.  Here are The Top Things We Learned from the 2020 Election.    For a state so reliant on numbers games, Nevada takes a long time to count. Presidential polls are as accurate as Jets quarterback Sam Darnold. NOTHING keeps Donald Trump…