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Tax Tips for Millennials

Are you a millennial who has procrastinated on doing your taxes?  Well, we’re here to help with this list of The Top Tax Tips for Millennials.   Upon meeting your tax preparer, ask for their pronouns. Open a 401k.  And no, that’s not a rapper. The advantage to doing your own taxes is that you can…

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Important Things to Consider Before Buying a House

The housing market in much of the U.S. is on fire.  So if you’re looking to jump in, first take a second to check out this list of The Most Important Things to Consider Before Buying a House.    Was it the site of something terrible, like a marriage? Does it have popcorn ceilings for millennial…

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The Highest Paid Athletes Of 2020

According to Forbes’ annual list, here are the World’s Highest-Paid Athletes of 2020: Conor McGregor – $180 million ($22M on-field, $158M off-field) Lionel Messi – $130 million ($97M on-field, $33M off-field) Cristiano Ronaldo – $120 million ($70M on-field, $50M off-field) Dak Prescott – $107.5 million ($97.5M on-field, $10M off-field) LeBron James – $96.5 million ($31.5M…

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Signs You Live in the Middle of Nowhere

 Here are The Top Signs You Live in the Middle of Nowhere.   Every morning, your local newspaper is blank. A sign on the road that leads to your town says, “If you lived here, you’d be nowhere by now.” The Google Maps directions to your house include the phrase “Over yonder.” The first mile of…

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Why Your Teenager Is Hardwired To Mumble

Teenagers often get made fun of for their one-word answers and grunts, but it turns out there could be a number of reasons for the tendency. For one thing, researchers know that boys generally develop language skills later than girls, and this could be due to wiring in the brain. Another factor: boys have a…

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Restaurant Chains You Might Want to Avoid.

Since today is National Eat What You Want Day, you may want to celebrate it at a local chain restaurant.  Just avoid the ones that suck.  Here are The Top Restaurant Chains You Might Want to Avoid.   Antifa Anne’s Pretzels. Bat on a Stick. The Urinal Cake Factory. Big Vito’s Don’t Ask What It Is,…

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Reasons You Probably Shouldn’t Own a Pet

May is National Pet Month.  It’s a celebration of the benefits that pets bring to people’s lives . . . but not all people.  Here are The Top Reasons You Probably Shouldn’t Own a Pet.    Based on the dead plants in your garden and the dead grandma in your spare bedroom, you’re not good at…

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Things Your Mother Was Too Polite to Say

Mother’s Day is Sunday, so it’s a great time to check out this list of things your Mom have thought, but was too polite to say.    When all the other moms brag about their kids, I pretend I’m taking a call. Oh that’s a nice top, honey . . . for a PROSTITUTE! Thanks for…

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What Modern Social Trend Angers You the Most?

A recent Reddit thread asked: “What modern social trend honks you off the most?” Some of the answers included: How everything needs to be on social media.  Advertising slowly taking over every single aspect of our lives.  The celebration of bad attitudes, habits and toxic traits. People would rather be praised for being a villain than to be…

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Signs Your Cat Runs Your Life

 Is your cat the boss of you?  That’s probably the case if you match anything from this list of The Top Signs Your Cat Runs Your Life.    You have a different color laser pointer for each day of the week. You let it poop in an uncovered box in your kitchen.  What more do you…

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Pandemic Spending

The pandemic definitely changed how we spend money.  We didn’t STOP spending money . . . yeah, nothing could make THAT happen . . . but we’re spending it differently than we used to.   A new survey asked people what they’ve been spending more and less money on over the past year.   The five things…

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Cinco de Mayo Fun “Facts”

In honor of today being Cinco de Mayo, please enjoy this list of The Top Cinco de Mayo Fun “Facts”.   Regular margaritas love to body shame skinny margaritas. It’s just an excuse to day-drink.  Sorry.  That’s a Top Fun Fact About Marriage. About 70% of Americans plan to celebrate it . . . while approximately…

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The 100 Best Sitcoms of All Time

Sitcoms have been comfort food for a lot of people during the pandemic, so this is appropriate . . .“Rolling Stone” has put out a list of the 100 Best Sitcoms of All Time. For starters, they had to DEFINE a sitcom.  They eliminated sketch shows like “SNL”, and hour-long comedy-dramas like “Freaks and Geeks”.  And even some…

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The Top Things Even Die-Hard Fans Didn’t Know About “Star Wars”

Today is Star Wars Day, so it’s the perfect time for this list of The Top Things Even Die-Hard Fans Didn’t Know About “Star Wars”.     The term “Ewok” is an anagram of “Woke”, and their pronouns are They/Them. Before it became known as “The Force,” the all-powerful energy field that dominates the galaxy was called…

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Jet Suit

Are we getting closer and closer to jet suits becoming a common thing?  Here’s another great video of a test flight.  It’s a British Royal Marine flying his Gravity Jet Suit over the ocean, from one boat to another.

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The Top Do’s and Don’ts for Visiting Disneyworld

   Do get a second mortgage to make sure you don’t run out of money halfway through the day. Don’t attempt to socially distance by excusing yourself to the Pirates of the Caribbean skeleton bar. Before wearing your homemade Darth Maul costume to “Star Wars” Land, do take a minute to wonder why you’re a 45-year-old man…

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Customer Service Survey

A new study about customer service finds: – Millennials are willing to wait the longest times for service. The average 18- to 35-year-old will wait 11 minutes on hold on the phone before they start getting frustrated. – Respondents over the age of 55 will last eight minutes on hold before becoming upset. – 76…

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Your Heart Health May Be Influencing Your Coffee Order

Your coffee order isn’t just influenced by how much you slept or what you’re craving—but your heart health. University of South Australia researchers looked at nearly 400,000 adults ages 39 and up and found those who had high blood pressure, heart-related chest pain, and irregular heartbeat were more likely to drink less coffee, decaffeinated coffee,…

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Signs You Need to Work on Your Marriage

Lori Loughlin and her husband will leave L.A. for a while to work on their marriage.  Maybe they realized they had to make the move after seeing this list of The Top Signs You Need to Work on Your Marriage.   The only thing the two of you enjoy watching together is each other’s suffering. You’ve…

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Signs Your Pilot Hasn’t Flown in a While

Airlines are now bringing back pilots they had to lay off because of the pandemic.  But many of them are a little rusty.  Here are The Top Signs Your Pilot Hasn’t Flown in a While.   The pilot in the plane next to her is screaming, “You’re too close!!”  And you’re mid-air. He gets wasted after…