Prizes That Should Be in the Happy Meal for Adults

Prizes That Should Be in the Happy Meal for Adults

McDonald’s introduced Happy Meals for adults.  They’re like the ones for kids, but the prizes reflect the mundane nothingness that life becomes once reality erodes your soul.  Like anything on today’s list of Prizes That Should Be in the Happy Meal for Adults. A lighter. That strap you put on glasses so they hang around your…

The Pandemic May Have Changed Your Personality Forever

The Pandemic May Have Changed Your Personality Forever

The COVID-19 pandemic may have changed people’s personalities, according to new research. Although the global health crisis only started in 2020, a team from the Florida State University College of Medicine says the changes are equivalent to how a person’s personality changes normally over a 10-year period. Previous studies have generally found no association between…

Other Things We Do 21,305 Times in Our Lives

Other Things We Do 21,305 Times in Our Lives

Researchers with WAY too much time on their hands estimate we get hangry 21,305 times in our lives.  Amazingly, that ultra-specific number matches a lot of other life situations.  See what we mean with today’s list of Other Things We Do 21,305 Times in Our Lives. Blame our farts on the dog. Come up with an excuse…

Signs You’re Way Too into Taco Bell

Signs You’re Way Too into Taco Bell

Taco Bell wants to bring back a discontinued menu item and you get to vote on which one!  And if this gets you hot-and-bothered, you’re going to relate to a lot of stuff on today’s list of Signs You’re Way Too into Taco Bell. You named your kids “Mild”, “Hot”, and “Diablo.” For Christmas you want a sour…

Most Common Bad Life Decisions

Most Common Bad Life Decisions

The average American makes four wrong major decisions during their life.  And they typically wind up being the same mistakes.  Which is why we were able to assemble today’s list of the Most Common Bad Life Decisions. Dating a guy with an ankle monitor. Trusting the pull-out method. Taking investment advice from Matt Damon. Introducing our…

Nine Creepy Behaviors Men Should Avoid

Nine Creepy Behaviors Men Should Avoid

What makes a man creepy? From dating coach Blaine Anderson, here are Nine Creepy Behaviors Men Should Avoid: staring, unwanted contact on social media, inappropriate comments, controlling behaviors, won’t accept “no,” unwanted physical contact, pressure for sex, clinginess, physical stalking.

Things You Never Want to Hear Over an Airplane Intercom

Things You Never Want to Hear Over an Airplane Intercom

Someone’s hacking airplane P.A. systems and treating passengers to a non-stop medley of moans and grunts.  As terrible as that may sound, it could be much worse.  Especially if you hear anything from today’s list of Things You Never Want to Hear Over an Airplane Intercom. I need the person in 32B to return his…

Things We Hate Almost as Much as Kale

Things We Hate Almost as Much as Kale

According to ultrasounds, fetuses scowl when exposed to kale.  But kale-bashing isn’t just a trend with the unborn.  In fact, it’s so repellant we can only think of stuff we SORTA detest as much as it . . . which you’ll see with today’s list Things We Hate Almost as Much as Kale. Tongue cuts.…

Sleep Quality Is More Important Than How Long You Sleep

Sleep Quality Is More Important Than How Long You Sleep

Don’t stress if you don’t get the seven-to-nine hours of shut-eye recommended – as long as you aren’t tossing and turning all night. A new study published in the academic journal Sleep suggests that a good night’s sleep is more important than the duration of sleep. Professor Neil Walsh’s team from Liverpool John Moores University…

Other Things Crocs Can Be Used For

Other Things Crocs Can Be Used For

If you were wearing Crocs in a survival situation, could you EAT them?  It’s a real question people have been asking online for years, because they’re made of non-toxic material.  So a writer for “Vice” looked into it, and the short answer is . . . NO, non-toxic doesn’t mean edible.  And even if you could digest…

Things Kids Feel Insecure About When It Comes to Their Looks

Things Kids Feel Insecure About When It Comes to Their Looks

Things Kids Feel Insecure About When It Comes to Their Looks How old were you when you started feeling self-conscious about your LOOKS?  It can happen even earlier for kids today, and a new study looked at the top things that might be affecting your child’s self-esteem. Researchers polled parents with kids between eight and…

Signs Someone Isn’t Really an AC/DC Fan

Signs Someone Isn’t Really an AC/DC Fan

Vintage rock band T-shirts are in style with young people.  But, vintage BANDS?  Not so much.  Want to find out if that kid in the AC/DC T-shirt is a poser?  Check out today’s list of Signs Someone Isn’t Really an AC/DC Fan. Their favorite band member is the guy who bit the head off a bat. They see Angus…

Things Kids Secretly Hate About Their Parents

Things Kids Secretly Hate About Their Parents

Someone compiled a list of things parents secretly hate about their kids.  But hey, two can play that game.  So, enjoy today’s list of Things Kids Secretly Hate About Their Parents. The way dad won’t sit still when you’re trying to apply princess makeup. The way they pass off kissing your boo-boo as “first-aid.” When…

Things Carrying a Thick Roll of Cash Says about You

Things Carrying a Thick Roll of Cash Says about You

Thanks to credit cards, Bitcoin, and Venmo, cash is officially old school.  So when you pull out a wad nowadays, it not only turns heads, it makes a statement.  Like anything on today’s list of Things Carrying a Thick Roll of Cash Says about You. I sell drugs I have terrible credit. I still use the word “whipper-snapper.”…

Things to Be Thankful For

Things to Be Thankful For

New research finds that the secret to happiness is expressing gratitude.  And if you’re such a miserable bum that you need help coming up with stuff to appreciate, check out today’s list of Things to Be Thankful For. You ignored Matt Damon’s financial advice. Vodka looks like water on a work Zoom. The mute button when Joe Buck’s calling the…

Eating A Big Breakfast Does Not Help With Weight Loss

Eating A Big Breakfast Does Not Help With Weight Loss

Breakfast may be the most important meal of the day, but a new study finds it shouldn’t be the biggest meal of the day. Researchers in Scotland say making breakfast the biggest meal of the day and front-loading all your calories fails to help people lose more weight. Scientists found this dieting strategy doesn’t affect…

Other Things That Need a Hall of Fame

Other Things That Need a Hall of Fame

Football, baseball, and basketball hall of fames, we get.  But why is there a TOY Hall of Fame when so many better things don’t have one?  Like all the stuff on today’s list of Other Things That Need a Hall of Fame. Ugly ceramic things that old people put in their yard. Totaled Tiger Woods cars. Regrettable Spring Break…

Things People Who Wear Glasses Want the Rest of the World to Know

Things People Who Wear Glasses Want the Rest of the World to Know

A new study finds that glasses actually make people look LESS intelligent.  Needless to say, bespectacled folks disagree.  And while they’re venting, check out what else they want to say with today’s list of Things People Who Wear Glasses Want the Rest of the World to Know. People who get Lasik are QUITTERS! The worst…

Lies We Keep Telling Our Kids Even AFTER They Realize We’re Full of It

Lies We Keep Telling Our Kids Even AFTER They Realize We’re Full of It

 According to experts, kids realize we’re lying to them by age six.  And yet, we continue pulling their legs because, well. . . they’re KIDS.  See what we mean with today’s list of the Lies We Keep Telling Our Kids Even AFTER They Realize We’re Full of It. Look what Santa left you! Rover went…

Benefits of Aging

Benefits of Aging

Eight in 10 Americans agree society puts too much value on appearing youthful, but the new poll also identified the benefits of getting older. The survey of 2,000 adults examined perspectives around aging and found that most agree that in today’s world, there’s a negative bias around aging or the perception of being old—so much…