Things to Be Thankful for in 2022

Tomorrow is a day we give thanks.  So, if you’re struggling to come up with anything, we got your back with today’s list of Things to Be Thankful for in 2022.

  • Elon Musk isn’t your boss.
  • You didn’t put your life savings on the Rams to repeat.
  • You held on to your receipt for Kanye’s shoes.
  • Your “Tom & Giselle 4-Ever” tattoo is on an easy part of the body to cover.
  • Your travel itinerary doesn’t include Ukraine.
  • You’re safer with flammable liquids than Jay Leno.
  • You were wearing AirPods when your 13-year-old daughter found out she couldn’t get Taylor Swift tickets.
  • You don’t follow Madonna on Instagram.
  • Herschel Walker never got you pregnant.