Tomorrow is a day we give thanks. So, if you’re struggling to come up with anything, we got your back with today’s list of Things to Be Thankful for in 2022.
- Elon Musk isn’t your boss.
- You didn’t put your life savings on the Rams to repeat.
- You held on to your receipt for Kanye’s shoes.
- Your “Tom & Giselle 4-Ever” tattoo is on an easy part of the body to cover.
- Your travel itinerary doesn’t include Ukraine.
- You’re safer with flammable liquids than Jay Leno.
- You were wearing AirPods when your 13-year-old daughter found out she couldn’t get Taylor Swift tickets.
- You don’t follow Madonna on Instagram.
- Herschel Walker never got you pregnant.