Signs You Picked a Bad Place to Have Your Five-Year-Old’s Birthday Party

A mom is taking heat for celebrating her five-year-old’s birthday party at Hooters.  (Not from the dad, I’m sure.)  To help parents in our audience avoid making a similar mistake, we offer today’s list of Signs You Picked a Bad Place to Have Your Five-Year-Old’s Birthday Party.

  • The sign outside says “Build-a-BEER.”
  • You’re told to keep it down because there’s an A.A. meeting across the hall.
  • Someone shows up dressed like a clown.  And you didn’t hire a clown.
  • The only thing kids can get at the prize booth with their Skee-Ball tickets is cigarettes.
  • The party favors are dry cleaning coupons.
  • It doesn’t allow kids.  Oh, sorry.  That’s a sign you picked a PERFECT place to have your five-year-old’s birthday party.