Cat Names Almost as Good as “David Hasselfluff”

First responders in Washington state rescued a cat in a house fire named “David Hasselhuff.”  And while we’d never DARE try to top brilliance like that, we think we came damn close with today’s list of Cat Names Almost as Good as “David Hasselfluff”.

  • Mew Diamond Phillips.
  • Bill Furr-ay.
  • Jean Claw Van Damme.
  • Kitty Cent.
  • Feral Streep.
  • Justin Purrlander.
  • Whisker Pete.
  • Meowy Mandel.
  • Hissy “Misdemeanor” Elliott.
  • Cat Damon.
  • David Litterman.
  • Joe Bitin’.