Other Things to Give Trick-Or-Treaters If You’re Too Broke to Afford Candy

Thanks to inflation, candy prices have skyrocketed.  But hey, who needs sweets to celebrate Halloween tonight?  Especially if you have anything lying around your house from today’s list of Other Things to Give Trick-Or-Treaters If You’re Too Broke to Afford Candy.

  • Expired meds.
  • Those toothbrushes you get after visiting the dentist.
  • Mulch.
  • Your Hulu password.
  • Tide pods.
  • The nickels you peel off charity solicitations before tossing them in the trash.   
  • Milk-Bones.
  • Nana’s ashes.
  • BBQ sauce packets from Chick-fil-A.
  • Broken power tools.