The latest beauty trend is to do your make-up so it looks like you just cried. But why go through all that effort to fake tears when it’s so easy to muster real ones? Specifically, by doing anything from today’s list of Quick, Easy Ways to Make Yourself Cry.
- Put on a thong and look at yourself in a full-length mirror.
- Give out raisins for Halloween and watch what happens to your house.
- Look where you wound up after spending $200,000 on a liberal arts degree.
- Try doing a push-up.
- Bite into a ghost pepper. Remember to post it on TikTok using the hashtag “Dumbass Challenge.”
- Take a job working P.R. for Kanye.