Things Our Parents Told Us When We Were Kids That We’d NEVER Say to Our Own Kids

75% of people say parents aren’t as strict as they used to be.  So add “Clean your room, mow the grass, and wash the cars . . . NOW!” to today’s list of Things Our Parents Told Us When We Were Kids That We’d NEVER Say to Our Own Kids.

  • Sure, you can go play in the woods.  Just be back by dark.
  • Time for a spanking!
  • Why don’t you listen to clean comedians like Bill Cosby?
  • Fetch momma her smokes.
  • Suck it up.  It’s just a flesh wound.
  • Ahhh, you’re in the back seat.  You don’t need to wear a seat belt.
  • A “participation trophy”?!  Throw it in the trash can!