Conversation Starters to Use on a Ghost

One in five Americans say they’ve seen a ghost . . . which is cool.  But not as cool as TALKING to a ghost.  So next time you pass a poltergeist, break the ice with anything from today’s list of Conversation Starters to Use on a Ghost.

  • Why don’t you look like Patrick Swayze?
  • On a scale of 1 to 10, how accurate is the Haunted Mansion ride at Disneyland?
  • Are you always moaning because you’re a Detroit Lions fan?
  • When you respond to someone’s text, are you still ghosting them?
  • Don’t you know you’re not supposed to wear white after Labor Day?
  • Will you ask Bob Saget what happened in his hotel room?
  • How do you use a Ouija board if you’re dyslexic?
  • Is Casper a jerk in real life?