61% of people think creative Halloween costumes should get more candy. But “creative” means different things to different people. Unless that costume appears on today’s list of Halloween Costumes Guaranteed to Make People Say “Well, I Haven’t Seen THAT Before”.
- Herschel Walker’s police badge.
- An IKEA meatball.
- Sexy Liz Cheney.
- Flo the Progressive Lady . . . dressed as Jake from State Farm.
- One of those weird things that washes up on the beach and goes viral because people think it’s an alien but then turns out to be just a whale carcass.
- That silica gel pouch you find in a new box of shoes.
- Terry Bradshaw’s head.
- A Golden Corral buffet sneezeguard.
- Amber Heard’s doo-doo.