Questions Only a True Friend Says “Yes” To

Happy National New Friends Day!  Of course, the only thing better than a new friend is an AWESOME new friend.  Find out if your new pal qualifies with today’s list of Questions Only a True Friend Says “Yes” To.

  • Will you help me move?
  • Can you suck the venom from this bite?
  • Will you distract the ugly one while I hit on the hot one?
  • Will you try my homemade beer?
  • Will you tell police I was with you the whole night?
  • Can you help me pull my phone out of the porta-potty?
  • Can I lick your Cinnabon carton?
  • Will you tell me if this looks infected?