Thanks to credit cards, Bitcoin, and Venmo, cash is officially old school. So when you pull out a wad nowadays, it not only turns heads, it makes a statement. Like anything on today’s list of Things Carrying a Thick Roll of Cash Says about You.
- I sell drugs
- I have terrible credit.
- I still use the word “whipper-snapper.”
- I just robbed a bank.
- I’m used to getting pulled over in Mexico.
- No, I’m not happy to see you. I really do have a thick roll of cash in my pocket.
- I’m Charlie Sheen’s favorite stripper.