Things Carrying a Thick Roll of Cash Says about You

Thanks to credit cards, Bitcoin, and Venmo, cash is officially old school.  So when you pull out a wad nowadays, it not only turns heads, it makes a statement.  Like anything on today’s list of Things Carrying a Thick Roll of Cash Says about You.

  • I sell drugs
  • I have terrible credit.
  • I still use the word “whipper-snapper.”
  • I just robbed a bank.
  • I’m used to getting pulled over in Mexico.
  • No, I’m not happy to see you.  I really do have a thick roll of cash in my pocket.
  • I’m Charlie Sheen’s favorite stripper.