Things People Who Wear Glasses Want the Rest of the World to Know

A new study finds that glasses actually make people look LESS intelligent.  Needless to say, bespectacled folks disagree.  And while they’re venting, check out what else they want to say with today’s list of Things People Who Wear Glasses Want the Rest of the World to Know.

  • People who get Lasik are QUITTERS!
  • The worst sound in the world is hearing a crunch when you sit.
  • People who try on our glasses and say, “Whoa, I can’t even see through these!” are annoying as hell.
  • The bottom of a shirt exists solely to wipe lenses.
  • When we advanced to bifocals, a piece of our soul died.
  • We know we look different with our glasses off.  Probably because our glasses are off.
  • The convenience of transition lenses is worth looking like a pornographer.
  • If we remove our glasses and chew on one end, we’re not thinking.  We’re sparing ourselves the agony of looking at your ugly face in focus.
  • We wear sunglasses indoors so we can check out people’s asses.