Things We’re Too Ashamed to Admit Actually Make Us Happy

According to a poll, quality time with our families and a clean house give us HOURS of happiness.  In other words, people lied to a pollster.  Don’t worry.  We have what they really wanted to say thanks to today’s list of Things We’re Too Ashamed to Admit Actually Make Us Happy.

  • Kicking our kid’s butt in “Candyland.”
  • YouTube videos where someone takes something serious and adds farts.
  • A BMW covered in bird poop.
  • Scamming a second, third, and fourth sample from the Sam’s Club lady by faking interest in the product.
  • High school reunions where everyone’s fat, bald, and divorced.
  • Watching a person melt down after the vending machine eats their dollar.
  • Canceled weddings.