Most Common Regrets

A poll finds that many of us regret giving up the recorder . . . you know, that flute wannabe from third grade that makes the kazoo look cool.  Our surprising regrets don’t end there, as you’ll see with today’s list of Most Common Regrets.

  • Getting Spring Break tattoos.
  • Buying our kid the soundtrack to “Encanto”.
  • Asking our uncle what he REALLY thinks of Kamala Harris.
  • Sharing an elevator with Gary Busey.
  • Meeting a Tinder date in an alley.
  • Loudly proclaiming that this for SURE will be the Cowboys’ year.   
  • Anything we’ve ever done in Vegas after 1:00 a.m.
  • Making eye contact with that guy on the bus talking to himself.