Questions that Need to be Answered

  • Why does the wind only know one song on the chimes?
  • If we eliminate coal, how will snowmen see?
  • If women like men who clean, why don’t more of them marry janitors?
  • Why does Darth Vader wear a cape?
  • Do carrots hate us for eating their babies?
  • Why does lint keep falling for that trap?
  • What did the French do to deserve their own vanilla?
  • Is the “Super” in “Supercuts” sarcastic?
  • When koi fish die are we supposed to flush them down a giant toilet?