Things a Dead Houseplant Says About You

24% of us can’t keep a houseplant alive for more than six months.  Got a rotting lily in your home?  Find out why you should toss it A.S.A.P by checking out today’s list of Things a Dead Houseplant Says About You.

  • Not only am I a murderer, but I also display my victim’s corpse.
  • I’m too lazy to pour water in dirt once a week.
  • I like to share an apartment with bugs.
  • Look at my pet stick!
  • Don’t ask what happened to my goldfish.
  • I was meant to own a cactus.