24% of us can’t keep a houseplant alive for more than six months. Got a rotting lily in your home? Find out why you should toss it A.S.A.P by checking out today’s list of Things a Dead Houseplant Says About You.
- Not only am I a murderer, but I also display my victim’s corpse.
- I’m too lazy to pour water in dirt once a week.
- I like to share an apartment with bugs.
- Look at my pet stick!
- Don’t ask what happened to my goldfish.
- I was meant to own a cactus.