Things You Never Want to Get Stuck in for an Hour

A Disney World guest claims she was stuck on the “It’s a Small World” ride for an hour.  Which is as bad as it gets, right?  But we’ll try to top it anyhow with today’s list of Other Things You Never Want to Get Stuck in for an Hour.

  • A conversation with Matthew McConaughey.
  • A MINI Cooper with a gassy Uber driver.
  • Your kid’s violin concert.
  • That thing you unsuspectingly fall into and then slowly sink until your friends never see you again.  No, not quicksand . . . marriage.
  • A bean bag chair . . . while you’re trying to get out of it.
  • Anything driven by Tiger Woods when he’s in a hurry.
  • The middle seat on a plane between Johnny Depp and Amber Heard.
  • A karaoke bar on Nickelback Night.