We learned a new word today: “quiet quitting” . . . when you do as little as possible at the office without getting fired. Now comes the fun part . . . finding out if you work alongside a quiet quitter by using today’s list of Signs Your Coworker “Quietly Quit”.
- It’s been weeks since he stole copy paper.
- The title of her last PowerPoint was “Whatever.”
- He clocks out at 5 p.m. Unlike a hard worker like you, who clocks out at 5:04.
- She stopped raking that stupid “zen garden” on her desk.
- He quit turning down the volume when he surfs porn.
- All she wrote in Frank from Accounting’s birthday card is “Happy Birthday.”
- Half of his report is regular paper. The other half is three-hole punch.
- The to-do list on his whiteboard just says “Phone it in.”
- The kitten on the “Hang in There” poster in her cubicle let go.
- When you ask if he’s working hard or hardly working, he barely laughs. And, c’mon . . . that’s HILARIOUS.