Things We’d REALLY Do If We Won a Billion Dollars in the Lottery

According to a survey, only 8% of us would spend our prize if we won a billion dollars in the lottery.  But, c’mon.  We know the second that check actually arrived, we’d kick into full Nic Cage mode.  See what we mean with today’s list of Things We’d REALLY Do If We Won a Billion Dollars in the Lottery.

  • Show up to our high school reunion in a spaceship.
  • Replace our teeth with diamonds.
  • Get one of those robot dogs with a machine gun head to scare trick-or-treaters.
  • Pay Shakira’s accountant to do our taxes.
  • Take our private plane to the mailbox.  Just like Taylor Swift!
  • Acquire the Nickelback catalog so nobody can ever play their songs again.
  • Invest in whatever technology it takes to bring Burt Reynolds back to life so we can have a REAL movie star.  Right, grandma?