57% of people think life would be better if we always spoke our mind. But I think even they’d cringe over anything from today’s list of Brutally Honest Things to Say That Are Too Brutally Honest to EVER Say.
- Wow, your baby’s ugly.
- I love the dog more than you.
- I stay late at the office so I can sniff chairs.
- I’m only at this high school reunion to see who’s fat.
- I spent the weekend drunkenly surfing OnlyFans. You?
- Parenthood sucks. Hard.
- Welcome to Chipotle. I have the stomach flu.
- I want everyone on this Zoom to know I’m not wearing pants.
- I’m just marrying you because you’re pregnant.