Comments That Are Almost as Un-American as “Bacon is Overrated”

According to a shocking new poll, 36% of Americans think bacon’s “overrated” for breakfast.  I know, it sounds fake, but if it IS true, it inspired today’s list of Comments That Are Almost as Un-American as “Bacon is Overrated.”

  • Why do I need a truck?  I live in the suburbs.
  • Alcohol and fireworks?  What a stupid combination!
  • Yards are for grass.  Cars are for garages.
  • I defer to the ref.  He’s the expert on pass interference.
  • My shoes are staying on for the entire flight.
  • Sorry, water park.  It’s art museum day.
  • People already know how fast my Dodge Charger is.  I don’t need to drive like a maniac.
  • Wrestling’s fake.