According to a shocking new poll, 36% of Americans think bacon’s “overrated” for breakfast. I know, it sounds fake, but if it IS true, it inspired today’s list of Comments That Are Almost as Un-American as “Bacon is Overrated.”
- Why do I need a truck? I live in the suburbs.
- Alcohol and fireworks? What a stupid combination!
- Yards are for grass. Cars are for garages.
- I defer to the ref. He’s the expert on pass interference.
- My shoes are staying on for the entire flight.
- Sorry, water park. It’s art museum day.
- People already know how fast my Dodge Charger is. I don’t need to drive like a maniac.
- Wrestling’s fake.