Tips for a Perfect Gender Reveal Party

Only 13% of us are “all for” gender reveal parties.  Probably because most of them suck.  Fortunately, we’re here to make sure yours doesn’t with today’s list of Tips for a Perfect Gender Reveal Party.

  • Invite Nick Cannon since he’s probably the father.
  • Post it on YouTube so the rest of the world can enjoy watching you blow your hand off.
  • If you plan to breastfeed, wear a low-cut top since this will also be a goodbye party for your cleavage.
  • Don’t bother bringing a fire extinguisher.  Burning down a National Park is half the fun!
  • Serve booze so guests are as hammered as you were when you got pregnant.
  • Only invite people who care.  In other words, invite nobody.