Most Common Reasons We Call Ourselves an Idiot

 A poll finds that we look in the mirror and say “What were you thinking, dummy roughly 1,000 times a year.  Sometimes, for no reason.  But other times, it’s totally warranted.  Like anything from today’s list of Most Common Reasons We Call Ourselves an Idiot.

  • We forgot to “clear history” on the family computer.
  • We went all-in on crypto.
  • We offered to buy the bar a round before checking for Johnny Depp.
  • We stopped to talk to that person with a clipboard outside the grocery store.
  • We went down a waterslide in the swimsuit with the broken waistband.
  • We got those giant holes in our ears.
  • We flew Spirit.