Things You Never Want to Hear from Someone You Just Kissed

Happy International Kissing Day!  Although, yours may not be so happy if you encounter anything from today’s list of Things You Never Want to Hear from Someone You Just Kissed.

  • You’re almost as good as the dog.
  • Sorry if I slipped some tongue.  I lost control of my motor skills thanks to syphilis.
  • I didn’t give you permission to do that, professor.
  • That will be an extra $5.
  • I think I lost a tooth.  Mind opening back up so I can poke around with my finger?
  • Whoa!  I was just leaning in because I’m your optometrist, dummy!
  • I FINALLY GOT TO FIRST BASE!  I FINALLY GOT TO FIRST BASE!
  • Your mustache sure is ticklish, ma’am.