Happy International Kissing Day! Although, yours may not be so happy if you encounter anything from today’s list of Things You Never Want to Hear from Someone You Just Kissed.
- You’re almost as good as the dog.
- Sorry if I slipped some tongue. I lost control of my motor skills thanks to syphilis.
- I didn’t give you permission to do that, professor.
- That will be an extra $5.
- I think I lost a tooth. Mind opening back up so I can poke around with my finger?
- Whoa! I was just leaning in because I’m your optometrist, dummy!
- I FINALLY GOT TO FIRST BASE! I FINALLY GOT TO FIRST BASE!
- Your mustache sure is ticklish, ma’am.