It’s the first day of summer. In other words, it’s VACAY!! And just in time to help with your travel planning, we present today’s list of Tips for a Perfect Summer Getaway.
- Save money on airfare by storing your kid in the overhead compartment.
- Make sure your passport photo is up-to-date. Unless you look fat.
- Buy travel insurance in case you have a sudden change of spouses.
- Carry your possessions in a fanny pack. And, if you’re over 50, continue to carry your possessions in a fanny pack.
- Avoid destinations packed with annoying, gross tourists. So, Orlando.
- Leave space in your luggage for gifts that will do nothing to change how much coworkers hate you.
- Duh . . . leave your family at home!