Things Everyone Should Fear

A survey finds that 83% of us have at least one fear—from common stuff like fear of snakes, fear of heights, and fear of spiders . . . to strange stuff, like fear of cats, fear of feet, and fear of dirt. But the biggest shock is how that number isn’t 100% when you consider today’s list of Things Everyone Should Fear.

  • The total price on the gas pump after a fill-up.
  • The “chocolates” Amber Heard left on our pillow.
  • Will Smith approaching with a clinched fist.
  • Britney Spear’s judgment in men.
  • MonkeyCovidPox-19.
  • Rudy Giuliani’s breath.
  • Our 401(k) balance.