Reasons the New Miracle Weight Loss Pill Can’t Come Soon Enough for You

Researchers have achieved the impossible . . . a weight loss pill that actually works!  Now comes the tough part . . . getting it those who need it the most.  Like anyone who can relate to today’s list of Reasons the New Miracle Weight Loss Pill Can’t Come Soon Enough for You.

  • Random people rub your belly and ask “Boy or girl?”  And you’re not pregnant.  Or a woman.
  • Your ATM pin is the first four numbers of your weight.
  • The flight attendant doesn’t bother asking if you want the whole can of Coke.
  • Your car is a lowrider.  But only when you’re in it.
  • Your jean size is “Tarp.”
  • When people say, “Let’s bounce,” you can literally do it.