A new survey finds that 27% of us keep our cell phone on vibrate. Find out why with today’s list of Reasons You Should Always Keep Your Phone on Vibrate.
- Nobody wants to hear “Achy Breaky Heart” on the radio, let alone when you get a call.
- A loud phone makes you look obnoxious. And your personality already has that covered.
- It’s as close as your crotch will ever get to having some action.
- On “silent,” you miss calls. On “loud,” prison guards realize you’re concealing a flip-phone
- Thanks to Chipotle, there’s already enough noise coming from your pants.
- No reason. I just like saying “vibrate.”