Reasons You Should Always Keep Your Phone on Vibrate

A new survey finds that 27% of us keep our cell phone on vibrate.  Find out why with today’s list of Reasons You Should Always Keep Your Phone on Vibrate.

  • Nobody wants to hear “Achy Breaky Heart” on the radio, let alone when you get a call.
  • A loud phone makes you look obnoxious.  And your personality already has that covered.
  • It’s as close as your crotch will ever get to having some action.
  • On “silent,” you miss calls.  On “loud,” prison guards realize you’re concealing a flip-phone
  • Thanks to Chipotle, there’s already enough noise coming from your pants.
  • No reason.  I just like saying “vibrate.”