A survey found that 66% of workers prefer a raise over extra time off. Think that’s surprising, wait until you find out what else they said with today’s list of the Brutally Honest Worker Survey Results.
- 71% think that picture of your family on your desk is ugly.
- 67% think reheating fish in the break room microwave is grounds for dismissal.
- 61% used someone else’s urine to pass their drug test.
- 54% steal K-cups.
- 0% achieve Zen using that tiny wooden rake and sandbox on their desk.
- 91% bicycle to work just so they can walk into the office wearing those tight shorts that show off their junk.
- 74% called in with “long COVID” when in fact they were just hungover.
- 100% stay late just to avoid their spouse.