Reasons It’s Great to Be Short

A study finds that people over 5-foot-9 are at a higher risk of over 100 different health conditions.  So, add “You live longer” to today’s list Reasons It’s Great to be Short.

  • Airlines charge less for passengers who fly in the overhead bin.
  • Driving is more exciting when you can’t see over the steering wheel.
  • You save on new clothes since you still fit in your Garanimals.
  • All you need are aviator glasses to go as Maverick for Halloween.
  • Want to work out but the gym’s closed?  Hop in your hamster’s wheel!
  • During hide-and-seek, nobody checks inside the dishwasher.
  • Willy Wonka offers competitive pay AND benefits.