Things That Sound like Sex Acts but They’re Not

A new survey finds that our favorite sex positions are missionary, doggy, reverse cowgirl and spooning.  Which raises the question:  who comes up with names for sex acts?  Especially when there are so many viable options?  Like anything from today’s list of Things That Sound like Sex Acts but They’re Not.

  • Wordling.
  • The Sasquatch.
  • Bobbleheading.
  • The Reverse Zelensky.
  •  The Deflated Airbag.
  • Hasselhoffing.
  • The Tallahassee Snickerdoodle.
  • The Cumberbatch.
  • Man-bunning.
  • Wolf Blitzer.