10% of us want scientists to revive dinosaurs like in “Jurassic Park”or any of its 120 sequels. But what happens after that? Find out with today’s list of the . . . Things the T. Rex Would Say If It Was Brought Back to Life.
- Anyone know where I can get a decent Neanderthal on rye?
- Why am I all over your kid’s footy pajamas?
- FYI, the “T” stands for “Tucker.”
- Since when did Velociraptors start playing basketball?
- Where’s Steven Spielberg? That S.O.B. owes me residuals!
- Can you itch my nose? My arm won’t reach.
- Fred Flintstone touched me.
- Anyone want to buy an NFT of my footprint?
- Barney? Yeah, I did him.
- Can I poop anywhere like Amber Heard?