Happy Earth Day! No matter who you are or where you live, you can do something to care for this great planet. Yes, Sea Bass: even you. Like anything on today’s list of Earth Day Tips for Rednecks.
- Switch to reusable spittoons.
- Don’t leave the faucet running when you brush your tooth.
- Carpool to WrestleMania.
- Compost your mullet clippings.
- Pick up trash when you’re out running. Okay, walking. Okay, Rascal scootering.
- Only wash your Kid Rock tank top in cold water.
- That thing on cinderblocks in your front yard? Make it a Prius.
- Install solar panels on the roof of your meth lab.
- Calculate your carbon footprint. Or the footprint you would have if you hadn’t lost it to diabetes.