Better Names for Beer Than “Beer”

Face it, the only thing that sucks about beer is the name “beer.”  Something so magical deserves a better name.  So, in honor of National Beer Day, we offer today’s list of the Better Names for Beer Than “Beer”.

  • Orgasm in a Mug.
  • Mancave Milk.
  • Liquid Ticket to Awesome-ville.
  • Mel Gibson’s Breakfast
  • Glory Syrup.
  • Foam Honey.
  • The Reason You’re Now Divorced.