Cat Owner Pick-Up Lines

A new study finds that cat owners are considered more attractive and have more sex than most people.  Experts aren’t quite sure why, but we think it’s because of all of the super-hot entries on today’s list of Cat Owner Pick-Up Lines.

  • Let’s put the “laid” in “cat lady.”
  • You leave me more breathless than my allergy to dander.
  • Unlike my cat after she shreds a new leather couch, I wouldn’t kick you to the curb.
  • No, that’s a laser pointer in my pocket.  But I’m still happy to see you.
  • A mouse-on-a-string isn’t the only thing I like to dangle.
  • Your butt is like my cat hacking up a hairball:  It just won’t quit.