A study in England looked at jobs and personality traits we consider “boring.” It found the most boring person in the world is a data analyst who lives in a rural area, watches a lot of TV and sleeps a lot. Here are some other signs that you might be boring:
- Your doctor recommends charisma injections.
- Your favorite drink is vodka and water. Hold the vodka.
- When you stand still for too long, someone hangs their coat on you.
- Your nickname is “The Human Flatline.”
- You base your vacation destinations on the closest outlet mall.
- Your dog learned how to play dead by impersonating you.
- You’ve shushed a librarian.
- Your to-do list for today includes “Chew gum.”
- You have a bumper sticker, window decal, or license plate holder that says “I’d Rather Be Birdwatching.”