We spend St. Patrick’s Day chasing Leprechauns. But what do we do the day AFTER St. Patrick’s Day, when we caught them? It’s a predicament nobody dared answer until now, thanks to today’s list of theThings to Do with Your Leprechaun After You Catch Him.
- Train him to breakdance for loose change at the bus stop.
- Use him for household tasks that require tiny hands. Like fetching your vape pen after it rolls under the couch.
- Give him to the dog as a chew toy.
- Teach him to siphon gas while you distract your neighbor.
- Go viral on TikTok by posting videos of him cursing.
- Offer him to Kevin Hart as a stunt double.