Things to Do with Your Leprechaun After You Catch Him

We spend St. Patrick’s Day chasing Leprechauns.  But what do we do the day AFTER St. Patrick’s Day, when we caught them?  It’s a predicament nobody dared answer until now, thanks to today’s list of theThings to Do with Your Leprechaun After You Catch Him.

  • Train him to breakdance for loose change at the bus stop.
  • Use him for household tasks that require tiny hands.  Like fetching your vape pen after it rolls under the couch.
  • Give him to the dog as a chew toy.
  • Teach him to siphon gas while you distract your neighbor.
  • Go viral on TikTok by posting videos of him cursing.
  • Offer him to Kevin Hart as a stunt double.