Tips for Filling Out Your March Madness Bracket

The NCAA tournament kicks off this week.  Which means you’ll spend today fretting over your picks for the office pool.  Fortunately, we can take the stress out of it with today’s list of Tips for Filling Out Your Bracket.

  • This is the only situation in life when picking Yale is the worst decision in the world.
  • Use a Sharpie.  I know . . . not the kind of tip you want.  But they really do write well.
  • South Dakota State is motivated to win.  Because if they lose, they have to go back to South Dakota.
  • I know she’s usually a surefire bet to win anything.  But don’t waste time picking Meryl Streep.