A survey finds that Americans are more stressed than ever before. Don’t worry. There are plenty of simple ways to ease your anxiety, as you’ll see with today’s list of the . . . Top 5 Quick and Easy Stress-Busters.
- Go for a walk. To a liquor store.
- Unplug . . . your hair. Trust me, nobody thinks it’s real.
- Visualize something relaxing. Like, the ocean . . . which, thanks to rising sea levels, will someday kill us all. Sorry, that didn’t help, did it?
- Take a moment to think about all the good things in your life. Like . . . um . . .
- Try one of those yoga poses that are popular with women who are extremely liberal until it comes to building a homeless shelter near their home.