Signs Your Tinder Date Is an Ex-Con

Tinder will start letting people do background checks on potential dates for a small fee.  Or you can save money and find out if the guy you’re meeting has a criminal past with today’s list of Signs Your Tinder Date Is an Ex-Con.

  • Halfway through eating his meal, he checks inside it for a nail file.
  • He arrives to pick you up by tunneling.
  • He pays for dinner with cigarettes.
  • He keeps referring to the “ol’ ball-and-chain.”  But he was never married.
  • He’s only comfortable talking to you over a phone through plexiglass.
  • His hobbies include turning a toothbrush into a shiv.
  • Duh.  You recognize him from prison.