Things That Are Almost as Annoying as Telemarketers

A Texas man has made $75,000 suing telemarketers.  And hopefully after he’s done suing them into oblivion, he’ll help us get rid of anything on today’s list of the Things That Are Almost as Annoying as Telemarketers.

  • The “1-877-Kars-4-Kids” song.
  • The NFL overtime rule.
  • Charities that guilt us into donating by mailing a nickel.
  • That guy with the suction cup stick who keeps raising the price of gas.
  • Smoke alarms that chirp at 2:30 in the morning.
  • Resort fees.
  • Clickbait that insists we won’t believe what Barbara Eden looks like now.
  • People who wear their sweaters tucked in.
  • Finding out it’s karaoke night when we just want a quiet drink at the bar.
  • Hold music featuring the pan flute.