A poll found that the worst thing to do on a first date is bring family members. But what’s the worst thing to SAY on one? Find out with today’s list of Terrible Conversation Starters on a First Date.
- My biggest regret in life was setting that orphanage on fire. You?
- Have you always had a forehead that big or were you in some kind of accident?
- What time is it? I sold my watch for crack.
- Want to steal power tools from a local construction site?
- Do you know how much lower your water bill is when you poop in a bucket?
- I’m four-for-four. How many COVID variants have you caught?
- I can communicate telepathically with squirrels.