Terrible Conversation Starters on a First Date

A poll found that the worst thing to do on a first date is bring family members.  But what’s the worst thing to SAY on one?  Find out with today’s list of Terrible Conversation Starters on a First Date.

  • My biggest regret in life was setting that orphanage on fire.  You?
  • Have you always had a forehead that big or were you in some kind of accident?
  • What time is it?  I sold my watch for crack.
  • Want to steal power tools from a local construction site?
  • Do you know how much lower your water bill is when you poop in a bucket?
  • I’m four-for-four.  How many COVID variants have you caught?
  • I can communicate telepathically with squirrels.