It’s President’s Day. In honor of the biggest, baddest, boldest president of them all, check out today’s list of Little Known Facts About Abraham Lincoln.
Beneath that giant hat he kept a tap-dancing monkey named “Spunkles.”
Every movie about his life ends with a bang.
He’s distant cousins with Tom Hanks. Unfortunately, that also means he’s related to Chet Hanks.
He suffered from chronic constipation. Thus, the irony of Lincoln Logs.
Had he known his face would be everywhere, he would’ve bailed on the whole “Amish Jeff Goldblum” look.