Little Known “Facts” About Abraham Lincoln

  • It’s President’s Day.  In honor of the biggest, baddest, boldest president of them all, check out today’s list of Little Known Facts About Abraham Lincoln.
  • Beneath that giant hat he kept a tap-dancing monkey named “Spunkles.”
  • Every movie about his life ends with a bang.
  • He’s distant cousins with Tom Hanks.  Unfortunately, that also means he’s related to Chet Hanks.
  • He suffered from chronic constipation.  Thus, the irony of Lincoln Logs.
  • Had he known his face would be everywhere, he would’ve bailed on the whole “Amish Jeff Goldblum” look.