Great Things About Being Ugly

A new study finds that good-looking people have better immune systems.  But hey, cosmetically-challenged people:  Don’t let that get you down.  Instead, focus on today’s list of the Great Things About Being Ugly.   

  • You have TWO reasons to wear an N-95 mask.
  • Whatever the caricature artist on the boardwalk comes up with is actually an improvement.
  • You get TONS of compliments about your personality.
  • You never forget how much your parents care about you since people always say you have a face only a mother could love.
  • All you need for a terrifying Halloween costume are neck bolts.
  • Blind dates feel so bad for gagging when they first see you that they always pay for dinner.