Reasons You’re Single

Today, the Day after Valentine’s Day, is Singles Awareness Day.  And once again, you’re celebrating it.  Find out why with today’s list of the Reasons You’re Single.

  • The only other language you know is “Belch.”
  • You can’t fist-bump someone without saying, “Wonder Twin powers:  activate!”
  • Your coffee mug says “I Open-Mouth Kiss My Dog.”
  • You think the ultimate “own” is denying someone the password to your pillow fort.
  • Your favorite conversation starter is, “Enough about me.  Let’s talk more about me.”
  • You rev your engine at stoplights.  And you drive a Vespa.
  • Your response to everything on this list is “Yeah . . . and?!”