The Los Angeles Rams won last night. But, as always, the big game is about so much more than football, as you’ll see with today’s list of the . . . Top 5 Things We Learned from the Super Bowl.
- The Rock is still on steroids.
- Matt Damon’s mustache is worse than his crypto commercial.
- The dinosaurs in the next “Jurassic Park” movie will be Sam Neill, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum.
- Kevin Hart will do a commercial for anything.
- Dolly Parton’s had so much plastic surgery she can no longer enunciate.
- The Rams proved that you CAN buy a Super Bowl ring.
- NBC evidently wants us to know it has a streaming service called “Peacock.”
- The most enjoyable tackle of the night was on Pete Davidson.
- The Pepsi halftime show could’ve been sponsored by Metamucil.