Reasons People Won’t Be Watching the Super Bowl

28% of Americans say they won’t be watching the big game on Sunday, a 7% jump from last year.  Find out why with today’s list of the Reasons People Won’t Be Watching the Super Bowl.

  • Wordle is THAT addictive.
  • It features the Rams, a team nobody cares about, versus the Bengals, a team nobody knew existed.
  • The thought of a Snoop Dogg wardrobe malfunction just isn’t as enticing.
  • Olympic curling fulfilled our need for non-stop athletic excitement.
  • We already watch something in L.A. featuring people with brain damage called “Wheel of Fortune”.
  • We’re resting up for all that sex we won’t get on Valentine’s Day.