Signs You Bought Her a Bad Valentine’s Day Gift
February 8, 20227:24 am
- It’s a box of a dozen chocolates. But before you bought it, it contained two dozen chocolates.
- When you squeeze, push or sit on it, it emits a fart sound.
- Instead of a bottle that says “Chanel,” the fragrance comes in a can that says “Right Guard.”
- It’s two tickets to see “Hamilton” . . . GEORGE Hamilton.
- You got a great deal on it because it was used.
- It comes with a card that includes the phrase “. . . of-the-month-club.”
- All your idiot single friends think it’s a GREAT Valentine’s Day gift.
